Thousands of people fall in love every day on OKCupid.

And on this website, you can read the back-and-forth messages of some of those couples.

First up, WonderPhyl and neversettle_01. They met online on April 14th, 2010. These are their messages.


Written By: Chris Kelly & Corey Johnson

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25th April 2010

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From: neversettle_01To: WonderPhylTime: April 25th, 2010 - 3:03pm
Subject:
Ring a ding ding!
Long time no talk…because I HATE you! JK I LOVE YOU!
I’ve just been working a ton at the Barrel. But don’t worry, that’s all behind me because I’m no longer legally permitted to enter any one of their retail stores. Long story short, my sister had a baby shower yesterday so I stole some Camea Nesting Totes to give to her as a present. SO SUE ME BITCHES! And they are.
But it’s retarded because those Nesting Totes were over-stock anywayssss. But they still totally turned it into a whole big thing because everyone that works at the Barrel is a total CUNT-face. They made me cry and then I started knocking things off the racks and I accidentally put my foot through a Bamboo Cookware Stand, which is like one of our biggest sellers so my boss Phil totally f-to-the-lipped.
OMGod! I just realized my boss has the same name as you, but with an “i”. Don’t worry, my hate for him does NOT affect my love for you! He’s a total asshole d-bag, for realsies. He’s not even gonna mail me my last check because he said that money needs to go to reimbursing the store for all the Wicker Serving Baskets I threw up in on the way out. I can’t help it, I throw up when I’m stressed out! I’m human.
But my sister’s baby shower was supes fun. She looked really fat, but like GLOWY fat, you know? I want a baby! Seriously, I’m totally baby crazy after that baby shower. All I kept saying the whole shower was “I wish this was MY baby shower, I wish this was about me!”. I think my sister was mad, we don’t get along. She’s retarded.
CHANGE OF SUBJECT!
Let’s get our drinky drink on Friday! I’m free anytime after my court appointment at 4. We could maybe get a drink in the Village? Or maybe we could just rent a movie and stay in ohmygodilovethatideaaaaaaaaaa! What should we watch? Who cares, right? I just want to watch you. I want to watch you sleep, Phyllip. I want to hold you all night, and never let you go. I want to hold you so tight and for so long that you feel that you can’t breathe and right as you think your literally going to die, I want to kiss you and give you my breath so that you may go on living!
That totes just gave me a boner!
Alright talk to you soon, fagtard! JK! Your not a fagtard.
Sebast1an (im doing that now)

From: neversettle_01
To: WonderPhyl
Time: April 25th, 2010 - 3:03pm

Subject:

Ring a ding ding!

Long time no talk…because I HATE you! JK I LOVE YOU!

I’ve just been working a ton at the Barrel. But don’t worry, that’s all behind me because I’m no longer legally permitted to enter any one of their retail stores. Long story short, my sister had a baby shower yesterday so I stole some Camea Nesting Totes to give to her as a present. SO SUE ME BITCHES! And they are.

But it’s retarded because those Nesting Totes were over-stock anywayssss. But they still totally turned it into a whole big thing because everyone that works at the Barrel is a total CUNT-face. They made me cry and then I started knocking things off the racks and I accidentally put my foot through a Bamboo Cookware Stand, which is like one of our biggest sellers so my boss Phil totally f-to-the-lipped.

OMGod! I just realized my boss has the same name as you, but with an “i”. Don’t worry, my hate for him does NOT affect my love for you! He’s a total asshole d-bag, for realsies. He’s not even gonna mail me my last check because he said that money needs to go to reimbursing the store for all the Wicker Serving Baskets I threw up in on the way out. I can’t help it, I throw up when I’m stressed out! I’m human.

But my sister’s baby shower was supes fun. She looked really fat, but like GLOWY fat, you know? I want a baby! Seriously, I’m totally baby crazy after that baby shower. All I kept saying the whole shower was “I wish this was MY baby shower, I wish this was about me!”. I think my sister was mad, we don’t get along. She’s retarded.

CHANGE OF SUBJECT!

Let’s get our drinky drink on Friday! I’m free anytime after my court appointment at 4. We could maybe get a drink in the Village? Or maybe we could just rent a movie and stay in ohmygodilovethatideaaaaaaaaaa! What should we watch? Who cares, right? I just want to watch you. I want to watch you sleep, Phyllip. I want to hold you all night, and never let you go. I want to hold you so tight and for so long that you feel that you can’t breathe and right as you think your literally going to die, I want to kiss you and give you my breath so that you may go on living!

That totes just gave me a boner!

Alright talk to you soon, fagtard! JK! Your not a fagtard.

Sebast1an (im doing that now)

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