Thousands of people fall in love every day on OKCupid.

And on this website, you can read the back-and-forth messages of some of those couples.

First up, WonderPhyl and neversettle_01. They met online on April 14th, 2010. These are their messages.


Written By: Chris Kelly & Corey Johnson

christopherjameskelly@gmail.com
c.johnson530@gmail.com

28th April 2010

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Dear Phyl,
Oh HELL NO!
Who the FUCK do you think you are DUMPING ME!? I have hated you since the beginning, your so dumb I hate all of youre dumb messages. When I think of u Im like please. YOU CAN SUCK A FUCKING DICK YOU STUPID BITHC!
But you know what? I don’t want to stoop to your level. I’m not gonna say mean things. You no why? Because I respect myself to much.
And because I’m in love again. That’s right. You may have tried to throw me away, tear me into pieces and shove me in a dumpster along with all the other hearts you’ve broken, but I can’t be thrown away. I AM NOT A PIECE OF TRASH unlike some1 i know. (i meant you in the last sentence, retard). But I don’t want to say mean things, because I’m not like some1 i know (you again, fucking retard).
Anyways, his name is daddydukes6969 and he’s a 45-year old motorcycle mechanic and part-time middle school wrestling coach. And he loves me. We started messaging back and forth last night after he “winked” at me. Do u know how long its been since I have been WINKED AT?! Weeks! Weeks of my life I gave to YOU!
But it’s okay, because the long wink-less winter is over. Spring has come, and with it, a new man, who loves me just as much as he loves teaching twelve years olds how to wrestle each other in a middle school cafeteria that converts into a gym at night because the school is having some funding problems. That’s right: WE TALK ABOUT THINGS LIKE SCHOOLS HAVING FUNDING PROBLEMS! Because he is an adult, Phyllip! Not a child. Not a little boy who does perfulpture art. I told him you did that and he was like what and I was like I know right?.
Anyway, you’re a horrible cunt who deserves to rot in fucking hell for the misery you have brought into my life. But I don’t want to say mean things. It’s not who I am. So I wish you well.
Not <3,Sebast1an
PS. I’m still just Sebastian to you, with an “i”. It looks dumb when YOU type the 1. So don’t even, okay? Retard.

Dear Phyl,

Oh HELL NO!

Who the FUCK do you think you are DUMPING ME!? I have hated you since the beginning, your so dumb I hate all of youre dumb messages. When I think of u Im like please. YOU CAN SUCK A FUCKING DICK YOU STUPID BITHC!

But you know what? I don’t want to stoop to your level. I’m not gonna say mean things. You no why? Because I respect myself to much.

And because I’m in love again. That’s right. You may have tried to throw me away, tear me into pieces and shove me in a dumpster along with all the other hearts you’ve broken, but I can’t be thrown away. I AM NOT A PIECE OF TRASH unlike some1 i know. (i meant you in the last sentence, retard). But I don’t want to say mean things, because I’m not like some1 i know (you again, fucking retard).

Anyways, his name is daddydukes6969 and he’s a 45-year old motorcycle mechanic and part-time middle school wrestling coach. And he loves me. We started messaging back and forth last night after he “winked” at me. Do u know how long its been since I have been WINKED AT?! Weeks! Weeks of my life I gave to YOU!

But it’s okay, because the long wink-less winter is over. Spring has come, and with it, a new man, who loves me just as much as he loves teaching twelve years olds how to wrestle each other in a middle school cafeteria that converts into a gym at night because the school is having some funding problems. That’s right: WE TALK ABOUT THINGS LIKE SCHOOLS HAVING FUNDING PROBLEMS! Because he is an adult, Phyllip! Not a child. Not a little boy who does perfulpture art. I told him you did that and he was like what and I was like I know right?.

Anyway, you’re a horrible cunt who deserves to rot in fucking hell for the misery you have brought into my life. But I don’t want to say mean things. It’s not who I am. So I wish you well.

Not <3,
Sebast1an

PS. I’m still just Sebastian to you, with an “i”. It looks dumb when YOU type the 1. So don’t even, okay? Retard.

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